Hey, wait a minute!!
Captain Jack: Why is all the hair gone?
Yep, I chopped off all my hair this morning. Ok, so *I* didn't do it, I went to a salon and paid someone else to chop it off for me. Realize that my hair will never look like this again since the stylist dried it for me...and my hair never behaves when I try to make it do something in particular. So we'll see what it looks like tomorrow ;) Last time I had short hair, I was in fifth grade and I hated it so much I didn't get my hair cut again until I was a senior in high school. No, really, I went seven years without so much as a trim. I'm not sure why I got the wild hare (pun intended) to try a short 'do now, but we'll see how well I like it.
Anyway, since I can't watch Twilight till it gets to Okinawa (IF it ever gets here...I totally missed Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2), I thought I'd share a part of the "lost Twilight script" I found on MSN last week. This was stinkin' hilarious to me since I've read the books!
BELLA: So did you do the chemistry homework?
EDWARD: Like, 100 years ago.
BELLA: No, seriously. Quit making jokes about our age difference. I have to do my homework before I go home and cook my dad his dinner.
EDWARD: You are a magnificent flower and the sweet cherry atop my life's sundae. Marry me and your life will be distilled bliss, for I do not eat food that requires cooking, and I am rich enough that your chemistry grade matters not a whit.
BELLA: Um, let's not talk about what you eat.
EDWARD: Your wish is my command, fragrant blossom.
BELLA: I just don't understand how you can say that. I'm just a plain, awkward girl who needs to strap herself to the commode so she doesn't fall off. Accident-prone is my middle name.
EDWARD: I will sneak into your bathroom and offer my steady, marble-like arms as your supports. No harm shall come to you, my pet.
BELLA: OK, but you have to be really quiet about it and stuff, because my dad is, like, the police chief and even though he can't cook his own dinner, he will totally OWN your undead badonkadonk if he catches you.
EDWARD: (laughs) Did you just see that? I sprinted to the end of these mossy rocks and back in less time than it took you to say badonkadonk.
BELLA: Kiss me unchastely, you sexy beast.
EDWARD: Let's do your chemistry first, and then we shall go for a ride in my Volvo.
BELLA: See? I am ugly. My vampire boyfriend doesn't even want to neck.
It just tickles me that they worked in the word "badonkadonk". And I can relate to Bella's total klutziness...I was loading the dishwasher today and I tripped on the open dishwasher door and nearly took a header into the kitchen counter. Luckily I saved myself, even without the assistance of a vampire boyfriend. I'm pretty sure Lee would not approve of my having a vampire boyfriend, so I have to make do without one. :p On the other hand, I do have a spectacular and colorful bruise on my shin, so that's something.
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